Thread It's time to see where everyone stands

[Darth Handsome]

My allar-JEE to doze fuckink fanss hass returned

 

[nukes]

More like a pot sticker.

Does that mean my kettles black?
This discussion opens up so much territory.

 

[Hoff Kinkmeister]

Ok, the anti-progress types.

Regressives

 

[adi]

Regressives

He may not understand that one so I stick to simpler words.

 

[adi]

 

[Petunia]

I don't really care. As long as i have maureens love that is good enough for me

Right ?
Ugh SCHOOL THESE BETAS WICKIEEEE SCHOOL THEM

 

[HipHugHer]

I only agree with one of those, can you guess?

Republican?

 

[King Wickie Pelt Snatcher]

Right ?
Ugh SCHOOL THESE BETAS WICKIEEEE SCHOOL THEM

nothing will come between our love. even though these bozos think i am too good for you

 

[Peppers]

nothing will come between our love. even though these bozos think i am too good for you

You can't handle her. She'd fuck you so retarded your crazy eye would go back to normal.

 

[Petunia]

nothing will come between our love. even though these bozos think i am too good for you

You are too good for me
I'm not worthy of your good eye.

 

[pacojas]

I have dated 2 black girls in the past and hook up with one every once in a while. Let me tell you something. You never want to piss a black woman off.

hey Wickie,...
i think everyone is already aware of that

 

[nukes]

hey Wickie,...
i think everyone is already aware of that

I attended Jr High in LA County.
About 60% of the population of our school was from Compton and Watts.

I had a redneck asshole buddy who pissed off the two black chicks who sat accross from us in art class.
These were not demure, well behaved girls, these was ghetto chicks with size 53 Booty.
He tried to convince me to fight them after school, I told him to get stuffed.

Probably kept me alive.

 

[pacojas]

I attended Jr High in LA County.
About 60% of the population of our school was from Compton and Watts.

I had a redneck asshole buddy who pissed off the two black chicks who sat accross from us in art class.
These were not demure, well behaved girls, these was ghetto chicks with size 53 Booty.
He tried to convince me to fight them after school, I told him to get stuffed.

Probably kept me alive.

my gf in high school was transferred Upstate from Brooklyn. this sista took a bat to my knee cap one night. then called me a faggot as i quickly limped off.
(last time i pissed her off)

 

[nukes]

my gf in high school was transferred Upstate from Brooklyn. this sista took a bat to my knee cap one night. then called me a faggot as i quickly limped off.
(last time i pissed her off)

Brooklyn broads aint no joke, like the crip chicks I was talking about.
Bat to the kneecap?
Damn bro!

 

[Duke]

Well at least it wasn't

Spoiler

an arrow to the knee

 

[Petunia]

Pfffft you guys don't know hell til you cheat on a Latina

Ask my exHusband about his stab wounds

 

[pacojas]

Pfffft you guys don't know hell til you cheat on a Latina

Ask my exHusband about his stab wounds

lol,.. my Latina threw a one pound bag of dry red beans at me when i wasn't looking. got me right in the face destroying my glasses.
the white girl that i cheated on her with grabbed my steering wheel while i'm doing 70 on the highway, then put a knife to my gut when we got to her place.
her own mother threatened to call the cops when she wouldn't return my car keys.
should i continue? it gets better!

 

[Petunia]

lol,.. my Latina threw a one pound bag of dry red beans at me when i wasn't looking. got me right in the face destroying my glasses.
the white girl that i cheated on her with grabbed my steering wheel while doing 70 on the highway, then put a knife to my gut when we got to her place.
her own mother threatened to call the cops when she wouldn't return my car keys.
should i continue? it gets better!

Go on
These are the best stories

 

[pacojas]

Go on
These are the best stories

your turn,.. they're sexier when you tell it.

 

[nukes]

Ghetto Love...the Paco Saga.