it's the end of an era

InfluX

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the last frontier.
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well, four years of hard work. today is finally and officially my last day ever at work. i'm torn between leaving things in order and therefore leaving on a good note, or playing easter bunny with all the important paperwork and shens of a similar nature. ...i am such a twat. but i justify this to myself by saying 'well, look. your boss totally left you alone on your last day. he's asking for it, really. do it.' i was also thinking i could utilize this time wisely and shrink wrap the bosses desk. god i've hated this place. i curse them for paying me well enough to stay but not well enough to like it.
 
leave a well hidden piece of raw fish in the office. That's always a good gag

bwahahahahahaa, *cough*
 
leave a well hidden piece of raw fish in the office. That's always a good gag

bwahahahahahaa, *cough*
Frozen popcorn shrimp work better. Small enough to fit anywhere and the cold will keep them from smelling for a few hours while you make your escape.