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Swearing at Work

I think we can all learn something from this...

Dear Employees:!
It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals throughout the company
have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their co-workers.

Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended,
this type of language will no longer be tolerated.

We do, however, realize the critical importance of being able to
accurately express your feelings when communicating with co-workers.

Therefore, a list of 18 New and Innovative "TRY SAYING" phrases have been provided
so that proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner.

1) TRY SAYING: I think you could use more training.
INSTEAD OF: You don't know what the f___ you're doing.

2) TRY SAYING: She's an aggressive go-getter.
INSTEAD OF: She's a f___ing bit__.

3) TRY SAYING: Perhaps I can work late.
INSTEAD OF: And when the f___ do you expect me to do this?
4) TRY SAYING: I'm certain that isn't feasible.
INSTEAD OF: No f___ing way.

5) TRY SAYING: Really?
INSTEAD OF: You've got to be sh___ing me!

6) TRY SAYING: Perhaps you should check with...
INSTEAD OF: Tell someone who gives a sh__.

7) TRY SAYING: I wasn't involved in the project.
INSTEAD OF: It's not my f___ing problem.

8) TRY SAYING: That's interesting.
INSTEAD OF: What the f___?

9) TRY SAYING: I'm not sure this can be implemented.
INSTEAD OF: This sh__ won't work.

10) TRY SAYING: I'll try to schedu! le that.
INSTEAD OF: Why the f___ didn't you tell me sooner?

11) TRY SAYING: He's not familiar with the issues.
INSTEAD OF: He's got his head up his a__.

12) TRY SAYING: Excuse me, sir?
INSTEAD FO: Eat sh__ and die.

13) TRY SAYING: So you weren't happy with it?
INSTEAD OF: Kiss my a__.

14) TRY SAYING: I'm a bit overloaded at the moment.
INSTEAD OF: F__ it, I'm on salary.

15) TRY SAYING: I don't think you understand.
INSTEAD OF: Sh! ove it up your a__.

16) TRY SAYING: I love a challenge.
INSTEAD OF: This f___ing job sucks.

17) TRY SAYING: You want me to take care of that?
INSTEAD OF: Who the f___ died and made you boss?

18) TRY SAYING: He's somewhat insensitive.
INSTEAD OF: He's a pr_ck.

Thank You,
Human Resources
 
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Bubbles said:
Right now, at this very moment, I am wearing a polka-dot fools hat with attached curly green hair. My boss gave everyone different hats with hair and halloween pens and candy. This day is out of control already.
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unf! :drool:

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omg i just want to scream i'm in such a good mood but i'm freaking at the same time and i just made a whole pot of coffee to keep me alive all day while i freak the fuck out and spread myself between house chores party duty mothering a child and posting with my friends whom i adore but don't know because that's the extent of my social life right now but it's all good and paying bills with imaginary money and cleaning out the fridge because we've got sooooo much food and a crappy fridge and i just want to go outside and twirl around with no bra on and scream and cry and laugh at the same time because that's so fucking confusing it feels really really good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Bubbles said:
Right now, at this very moment, I am wearing a polka-dot fools hat with attached curly green hair. My boss gave everyone different hats with hair and halloween pens and candy. This day is out of control already.
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I'm wearing a baseball cap..... :( I fail at Friday Fun Day.


Perhaps I should go steal some of the hundreds of pounds of candy laying around and get a sugar-high going.......
 
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