It's caption time!

[Pandora]

We have enough creative talet on this forum to come up with some verrrrry interesting captions for this one.

"I love this bird so much, cousin Dale is gonna be sleeping on the couch tonight!"

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

"Thats the biggest goddamn cock Ive ever held in my hands!"

 

[Syrup Beaver]

"'Birds inn what?', you may ask, heh heh....here, lemme show you the chute..."

 

[Pandora]

OR "Thats the prettiest goddamn cock Ive ever held in my hands!"

 

[Thorn Bird]

how hard to i have to squeeze this thing before it turns blue?

 

[Syrup Beaver]

"How funky is my chicken? I dunno, Urleen says my whiskers smell worse..."

 

[ERage]

"My doctor said I had to quit drinking coffee because of my heart problem; so now a big cock wakes me up every morning!"

 

[Pandora]

"I'm ready with the bird cousin Larry. Lemme know when you've got your pants off."

 

[JAXvillain]

daddy always said no woman can compare to choking your chicken but I can't quite get the hang of it

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

"I was combing my fuckin beard and look what fell out!"

 

[Syrup Beaver]

"....now I take Cialis, so when it's the right time for her, I'm ready."

 

[Thorn Bird]

how long is that door-to-door salesman gonna talk to my wife? i'm tired of holdin' this thing.

-OR-


she said she'd be right back.

 

[Thorn Bird]

maybe if i eat this thing raw, i'll get that flu thing faster.

 

[b_sinning]

How a redneck snoozes his alarm clock.

 

[InnerMuse]

Maw, ain't you too ol' t' be poppin out chickens?

 

[b_sinning]

Wonder how many McNuggets I can get out of this thang?

 

[Pandora]

"Hi2u Mr. Rooster! What a beautiful red scrotum thingie you got thar!"

 

[InnerMuse]

The tag said insurt whur?

 

[Penis Envy]

"hhmm.. the guy said to stick my cock up my arse.. How the hell this things gonna fit??"

 

[simple]

"I'm originally from Savannah"