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My question is, how'd they make that pie filling?

Put bologna in a food processor and turn it to paste, then set it in a pre-baked pie crust with gelatin or something?
Or did they heat it up after blending it, mix in lard or shortening or something, and let it set as it cooled?

I'd definitely make steak pie, with newfie steak, as a bad joke. Big question is whether to put mustard pickles or ketchup on the top.
 
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My question is, how'd they make that pie filling?

Put bologna in a food processor and turn it to paste, then set it in a pre-baked pie crust with gelatin or something?
Or did they heat it up after blending it, mix in lard or shortening or something, and let it set as it cooled?

I'd definitely make steak pie, with newfie steak, as a bad joke. Big question is whether to put mustard pickles or ketchup on the top.
We literally make a cheesesteak pizza that is thousand island with cheesesteak beef mushroom/bell pepper/onion and pickles with mozaralla on top. I think it's disgusting but people love it.

It's so fucking greasy. Like yes daddy I want your hot mayo. :puke:
 

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I wouldn't use thousand island for a cheesesteak. I'd throw together a sauce involving mayo, horseradish or mustard, worcestershire sauce, and a bit of sugar and salt to fill in the flavor.

Thousand island belongs more on a fully dressed burger.
 

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I wouldn't use thousand island for a cheesesteak. I'd throw together a sauce involving mayo, horseradish or mustard, worcestershire sauce, and a bit of sugar and salt to fill in the flavor.

Thousand island belongs more on a fully dressed burger.
I like Worcestershire. Mixed with mayo, maybe hit it with some hot sauce. But as they recently hired on some dude for more pay for doing less I'm actively trying to move out that situation.
 

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My question is, how'd they make that pie filling?

Put bologna in a food processor and turn it to paste, then set it in a pre-baked pie crust with gelatin or something?
Or did they heat it up after blending it, mix in lard or shortening or something, and let it set as it cooled?

I'd definitely make steak pie, with newfie steak, as a bad joke. Big question is whether to put mustard pickles or ketchup on the top.
bologna paste with gelatin. The crust was crumbled hot dog buns.
 

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After yet another good making me feel bad enough it’s now also on the list of things I won’t eat anymore, I did a little research and am now going to do a low FODMAP diet for 6 weeks then slowly add back in high FODMAP foods to see what I can tolerate and attempt to not always have my insides on edge.

This basically means I can’t eat anything tasty for 3-8 weeks. Onions and garlic are even out. I put onions and garlic in everything.

It better work and be worth it.
 

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Balogna paste is just what bologna was before they mashed it into circles. Lips and assholes, and it's good.

Chicago deep dish is clearly the best pizza but if you can't get to Chicago just come here and go to Conan's. Other pizza is pretend pizza.

Anything that says "special sauce" is code for thousand island dressing. It's just mayonnaise and ketchup. Always good separate but rarely good together, like beer and ice cream.

A good cheese steak is supposed to be messy. Like ribs.

Is that snobby enough for y'all?

Wanna know what makes a girl good marrying material?

They order ribs, or cheesesteak, or Chicago/Conan's pizza on the first date, and they don't use silverware.
 
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Balogna paste is just what bologna was before they mashed it into circles. Lips and assholes, and it's good.

Chicago deep dish is clearly the best pizza but if you can't get to Chicago just come here and go to Conan's. Other pizza is pretend pizza.

Anything that says "special sauce" is code for thousand island dressing. It's just mayonnaise and ketchup. Always good separate but rarely good together, like beer and ice cream.

A good cheese steak is supposed to be messy. Like ribs.

Is that snobby enough for y'all?

Wanna know what makes a girl good marrying material?

They order ribs, or cheesesteak, or Chicago/Conan's pizza on the first date, and they don't use silverware.
All the girls I've met recently :lol: They're all a hundred pounds and put away a 16" pizza and 10 wings solo then ant baledas an hour later.