Is it ever ok for a man

[Wessels]

seems like the only reasonable counter-attack

 

[Duke]

i'd pin her down and rape her

I'm guessing M**ak is polish for 'Taking it just that one extra step too far'..

 

[tre]

Phonebooks don't leave bruises.


But no, it's not cool, unless she's trying to kill you.

edit: or if she asks for it in the bedroom

 

[tre]

I'm guessing M**ak is polish for 'Taking it just that one extra step too far'..

that explains quite a bit, actually.

 

[Wessels]

I'm guessing M**ak is polish for 'Taking it just that one extra step too far'..

you can punch a whore and her bruise will eventually heal, but if you rape her you are providing permanent torment

 

[Shalimar]

/NWA

I's slap her upside the head with nine inches of limp dick

/NWA

there was a time I knew every word on that album.

 

[JAXvillain]

Phonebooks don't leave bruises.


But no, it's not cool, unless she's trying to kill you.

orange in a tube sock

 

[Duke]

there was a time I knew every word on that album.

Man, that was a long time ago too. Junior year IIRC.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

orange in a tube sock

That still ruins the skin.

 

[tre]

That still ruins the skin.

and the tube sock

 

[JAXvillain]

no bueno

 

[APRIL]

I'm guessing M**ak is polish for 'Taking it just that one extra step too far'..

you can punch a whore and her bruise will eventually heal, but if you rape her you are providing permanent torment

Oh geezus. if you rape her with a tentacle, then they do not have your DNA

 

[b_sinning]

If she's a .

 

[tre]

Oh geezus. if you rape her with a tentacle, then they do not have your DNA

if dude has a tentacle, odds are he's fucked up enough that it actually has been inside him at some point

 

[JAXvillain]

If she's a .

or rosie o'donnell

 

[Syrup Beaver]

and the tube sock

Naturally, and not to mention the orange itself.

Can't make proper crispy orange liver with a badly bruised orange.

 

[tre]

Naturally, and not to mention the orange itself.

Can't make proper crispy orange liver with a badly bruised orange.

ah, i assumed you were already talking about the orange's skin, my bad

 

[APRIL]

if dude has a tentacle, odds are he's fucked up enough that it actually has been inside him at some point

Don't underestimate my younger brother!

 

[Wessels]

i may have to consider genetic manipulation

 

[tre]

Don't underestimate my younger brother!

He's probably got a foam set of tentacles, like those giant #1 fingers at sporting events.