WTF Is Darth the new UG Taxi Driver ?

[Petunia]

so i’ve been out of the UF loop for a while, but i’ve been catching up on y’all shenanigans and I have to ask..
WHEN DID @Darth Handsome morph into @nukes

he’s sour, argumentative, has a huge post count, he’s totally “old man screams at clouds” and poor! JUST LIKE NUKES!

WHAT HAPPENED TO MY BELOVED BLURRY SASKATOON ROOFER? what have y’all done to him

 

[fly]

Darth vacillates between funny and angry. Seems to be about a 2-3 month cycle, with him disappearing for some time along the way.

 

[Petunia]

UG???? damn you autocorrect



ok let’s go..

Ugly Gnats

 

[APRIL]

Darth vacillates between funny and angry. Seems to be about a 2-3 month cycle, with him disappearing for some time along the way.

Bipolar disorder.

 

[Petunia]

Bipolar disorder.

must be that Saskatoon beer he drinks out in the boonies, Miller Lite

 

[tre]

Bipolar disorder.

nope, he's strictly north polar

 

[King Wickie Pelt Snatcher]

i heard he is dating a smelly newfie

 

[wetwillie]

i heard he is dating a smelly newfie

Smelly was a bit redundant.

 

[nukes]

Nobody is the new me. I'm still me.

 

[wetwillie]

 

[Petunia]

Nobody is the new me. I'm still me.

you’re thin now, no man boobs.

 

[Darth Handsome]

Its all in the name of character arc

 

[nukes]

you’re thin now, no man boobs.

I wish that were true babe. I'm thin now, and almost have a three pack on the belly. I built up some upper-body muscle so I have pects, but those nipples are still a little too puffy for my taste. More burpees. More burpees. More burpees. I'm a work-in-progress!

 

[Darth Handsome]

I wish that were true babe. I'm thin now, and almost have a three pack on the belly. I built up some upper-body muscle so I have pects, but those nipples are still a little too puffy for my taste. More burpees. More burpees. More burpees. I'm a work-in-progress!

youre an adonis

 

[Darth Handsome]

UG???? damn you autocorrect



ok let’s go..

Ugly Gnats

Slow down next time you make a roast thread, this sort of error can really take the wind out of your sails

 

[nukes]

youre an adonis

You're the hottest blurry roofer in Manitoba.

 

[Darth Handsome]

You're the hottest blurry roofer in Manitoba.

Im a blurry cab driver now, ftw

 

[nukes]

Im a blurry cab driver now, ftw

That's too bad because cab driving is dead. Can I interest you in a franchise for a glory hole?

 

[Darth Handsome]

That's too bad because cab driving is dead. Can I interest you in a franchise for a glory hole?

no need, its more of a ceremonial cab driver position

 

[Petunia]

I wish that were true babe. I'm thin now, and almost have a three pack on the belly. I built up some upper-body muscle so I have pects, but those nipples are still a little too puffy for my taste. More burpees. More burpees. More burpees. I'm a work-in-progress!

im proud of you! this is great to hear!
sad about your puffy titties but i’m sure you make up for it somewhere else!