Image Request for Useless News

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We're looking to do a story related to Anheuser-Busch’s latest product B^E. http://www.anheuser-busch.com/news/BtoE_100404.htm

What we're hoping for is one of the following.

1.) a Gatorade bottle changed to say "Liquorade". Artistic license is allowed. I was thinking about Tropical Tequila or Wild Berry Schnapps.

2.) a bunch of drunk bastards laying around an Olympic running track.

Any images relating to the subject would be appreciated. Credit will be given, as well as 1000 marklar.