Image Request for Useless News (10-14)

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We're looking to do a story related to the revelation that Arsenal has AIDS. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6243129/

What we're hoping for is one of the following.

1.) A picture of Rogue (from the X-Men) with brown scabs around her mouth

2.) A picture of Gambit, looking sad, in a doctor's office.

Basic premise:

Not to be outdone, Marvel Comics' newest issue will have a standard of the Marvel universe, <insert name>, admitting that (s)he contracted genital herpes.

1000 marklar to whomever can come up with the coolest depiction.