Full Name – Elpmis the Great
Education Information:
Wick Bastard School of Kicking Ass Online
Major: Complete Bastardness Trolling Minor: Stalking
Objective: Take back the forum.
EXPERIENCE SUMMARY:
Along with well-developed trolling skills, which include 2 years of combined work with Sleeman and fly; I consider my greatest personal strengths to be organization and effective elimination of stupid female bitches. The Genmay experience and my employment with Useless Forums has prepared me to manage time wisely and to fucking stab bitches: In previous years I was a nerd in the computer lab, ninja for the gorvernment and a complete bastard online. I am currently a fucking asshole on Useless Forums.
2003 - Present: Fucking Asshole, Useless Forums. Mr. Elpmis isresponsible for a multitude of offensive threads, including threads about fucking mayo jars and threads about gay community take-over. He has served in an administrative capacity by suggesting mods should go fuck themselves. He has aided in community growth by writing comics about insane clowns that run over cats with ferris wheels. He has repaired and created many graphics, flowcharts and images used in insulting less fortunate faggots.
1999-2003: Wicked Bastard, Genmay. Mr. Elpmis, while performing in a high-stress, disciplined environment, completed one of Genmay's most challenging tasks: he made it cool to fuck goats, retarded boys, brillo pads, and trashcans. Well, that's all that should really matter.
