im earl

[Big Earl]

im new.

 

[ZRH]

Say something ontologically subjective but epistemologically objective.

 

[Big Earl]

Say something ontologically subjective but epistemologically objective.

i already did.

 

[Sarcasmo]

Is your name ironic?

 

[Dharma1521]

Do you bust a nut in the morning?

Sarcasmo does.

 

[Duke]

Do you bust a nut in the morning?

Sarcasmo does.

Did he tell you whose picture he is bustin it out to D? You might be flattered.

 

[Dharma1521]

Did he tell you whose picture he is bustin it out to D? You might be flattered.

She's your mom not mine.

 

[Dharma1521]

Oh, and its the 10th anniversary of the Fight Club movie not book you were right.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

So, uh, Earl....

Welcome and stuff.

What's your favourite fish?

 

[simple]

Do you bust a nut in the morning?

Sarcasmo does.

i can't start my day off being all tired

 

[Jonny_B]

i can't start my day off being all tired

it's magical like a thermos. puts me to sleep at night, wakes me up in the morning. HOW DOES IT KNOW?!

 

[simple]

it's magical like a thermos. puts me to sleep at night, wakes me up in the morning. HOW DOES IT KNOW?!

and yet women tell us not to listen to our penis

 

[b_sinning]

My Dad's name is Earl.


Dad?

 

[tre]

Hi Earl. Do you like dragons?

 

[Valve1138]

Welcome to the forum.

Ever been to Zephyrhills in Florida?

 

[itburnswhenipee]

If only there were someone here called crabman. Then we could have the following exchange:

"Hey, Earl."

"Hey, crabman."

 

[b_sinning]

Crabman is w_a_w's porn name.

 

[Thorn Bird]

Hi Earl. Do you like dragons?

ooh i do. and fairies too. i had fairy wallpaper when i was a wee one. loved it so much that when it got taken down mom gave me some to keep.

 

[Dharma1521]

ooh i do. and fairies too. i had fairy wallpaper when i was a wee one. loved it so much that when it got taken down mom gave me some to keep.

OMG OMG OMG ME TOOOO

 

[Thorn Bird]

OMG OMG OMG ME TOOOO

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