I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Hay, yer one of them Fancy Lads, aint ya?
Wanna buy a monkey?

 

[Thorn Bird]

Yarr there'll be no negativity in this here thread. Ye be treading on soft ground matey. Carefull where you step. This here is the official day for finding our dapple shire and getting our fair share of booty.

*covers up booty quickly*

 

[Sp`ange]

Arrr that wasn't very pirate like you mangy wench

Arrr. Me faverit pirat movin pictures be Princess Bride, Ice Pirates an Goonies. Arr.

 

[Sarcasmo]

Arrr. Me faverit pirat movin pictures be Princess Bride, Ice Pirates an Goonies. Arr.

How can you not like Pirates of the Caribbean? That's like the best movie ever. It's even better than the Joy Luck Club and Fried Green Tomatoes. I defy you to name a character that kicked more ass than Jack Sparrow, not counting Indiana Jones.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

How can you not like Pirates of the Caribbean? That's like the best movie ever. It's even better than the Joy Luck Club and Fried Green Tomatoes. I defy you to name a character that kicked more ass than Jack Sparrow, not counting Indiana Jones.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Ned Beattys got a prudy mouf

 

[Sarcasmo]

I said "kicked more ass", not pounded.

 

[Sarcasmo]

That looks like the lead singer from Radiohead.

 

[wr3kt]

Yar.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I said "kicked more ass", not pounded.

Squeal like a pig, boy!

 

[Sarcasmo]

Squeal like a pig, boy!

weeeeeeee!!!!!!!