Im coming to Florida

[JAXvillain]

Don't forget to shave your toes.

Florida chicks dig that.

if he asks nicely ape will probably give him a freshly shorn asshole too

 

[polo]

enjoy the palmy fakeness

 

[Syrup Beaver]

if he asks nicely ape will probably give him a freshly shorn asshole too

 

[Shalimar]

meh.

 

[kiwi]

Don't forget to shave your toes.

Florida chicks dig that.

So why won't April have sex with me?

or should it be why won't fly?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

So why won't April have sex with me?

You need to shave your cornhole

or should it be why won't fly?

You want to have sex0z with fly?

 

[tre]

fly fears fertility

 

[fly]

So why won't April have sex with me?

or should it be why won't fly?

I don't want kids. Sorry.

 

[Shalimar]

 

[Shalimar]

i mean, if you're coming to florida and all. we've not got honeys like z'hills, but I'll try for ya big homie.

 

[tre]

i mean, if you're coming to florida and all. we've not got honeys like z'hills, but I'll try for ya big homie.

Dana is in a serios relationship with a lady of the same name

 

[fly]

Dana is in a serios relationship with a lady of the same name

I think he tapped Kiki. (not like THATS hard to do...)

 

[APRIL]

Haven't we all tapped kiki?

 

[Duke]

Didn't you know, Kiki? Miami women have NOTHING on the hootchies in Zephyr Hills!

So says the book of Dana.

 

[APRIL]

slkgmslkfgjsdflkgd
you bastards
that made me LOL. im trynna be serious with Dana

Thanks for last night, sweetass.

 

[Duke]

slkgmslkfgjsdflkgd
you bastards
that made me LOL. im trynna be serious with Dana

The rest of us would try to be too.

if 'Dana' was ever serious with us.

 

[APRIL]

snail trail

You gotta quit scootchin across the tile naked.

 

[JAXvillain]

You gotta quit scootchin across the tile naked.

a girl can get suction cupped to the floor doing that!

 

[fly]

You gotta quit scootchin across the tile naked.

That explains the tile. *slurp*

 

[Duke]

Well, if I ever slip on the floor over at flaprils, now I'll know why.

gross