I'm angsty and whiney. PLEASE LOVE ME!

I think by far my 'best' breakup was with a young girl I dated in my early 20's. The convo went something like"

Me: ... and that's why I believe we shouldn't see each other any more.
Her: Fair enough, want to have wild crazy monkey sex one last time?
Me: ...
Me: Sure

Post W.C.M.S.

Us: ~fin