Ontopic If you could delete an event/time in history which one would you pick?

[tre]

You could eliminate Jews. They're definitely nothing to do with bacon. Without mayo we'll never find a cure for cancer though.

that would solve a lot of the issues in the middle east as well...

 

[DJBrenton]

See I'm a genius. Solved the Middle East and saved bacon for the World.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Now what about AIDS?

COME ON BRAIN BOFFINS WE CAN THRASH THIS OUT!

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Now what about AIDS?

COME ON BRAIN BOFFINS WE CAN THRASH THIS OUT!

Easy
Delete monkey buttholes
Didnt aids originate from people humping monkeys
No buttholes, no point of entry, no aids

 

[Coqui]

It's only his mission should he choose to accept it.

This forum will self destruct in five seconds.

 

[my little brony]

Would the world be more peaceful and nice considering native american culture?

fuck no, their culture wasn't peaceful...how put that bullshit into your head

 

[my little brony]

given that I don't want to fuck the timeline too much and keep myself from being born, I'd say 9/11

but...go big or go home, right? i'd backspace the norman conquest of england because the shit they ended up producing wasn't worth it

 

[my little brony]

Well considering the Qu'ran and Muslims believe in Mohammed, who was pretty similar to Jesus I don't think it would make a difference.

Ask yourself this: If all the Christians were now Jews would the world be a more or less sane place? Would Hitler have decided not to start the hollocaust considering Jews would then outnumber the other religions? Would the holocaust have involved Buddhists or blacks or Muslims instead?

HISTORY DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY

you change something that significant two thousand years ago and THE HOLOCAUST DOESNT EXIST

or there are a hundred other holocausts. but there would most likely be no hitler. or even an austria to produce him

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Easy
Delete monkey buttholes
Didnt aids originate from people humping monkeys
No buttholes, no point of entry, no aids

I wouldn't say it was the monkeys that were the problem. I'd say it was human males. But then I am a feminazi so I would say that.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

HISTORY DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY

you change something that significant two thousand years ago and THE HOLOCAUST DOESNT EXIST

or there are a hundred other holocausts. but there would most likely be no hitler. or even an austria to produce him

How do you know? When was the last time you changed history? Huh? HUH??

 

[my little brony]

How do you know? When was the last time you changed history? Huh? HUH??

http://www.abyssandapex.com/200710-wikihistory.html

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

http://www.abyssandapex.com/200710-wikihistory.html

11/15/2104
At 14:52:28, FreedomFighter69 wrote:
Reporting my first temporal excursion since joining IATT: have just returned from 1936 Berlin, having taken the place of one of Leni Riefenstahl's cameramen and assassinated Adolf Hitler during the opening of the Olympic Games. Let a free world rejoice!

At 14:57:44, SilverFox316 wrote:
Back from 1936 Berlin; incapacitated FreedomFighter69 before he could pull his little stunt. Freedomfighter69, as you are a new member, please read IATT Bulletin 1147 regarding the killing of Hitler before your next excursion. Failure to do so may result in your expulsion per Bylaw 223.

At 18:06:59, BigChill wrote:
Take it easy on the kid, SilverFox316; everybody kills Hitler on their first trip. I did. It always gets fixed within a few minutes, what's the harm?

At 18:33:10, SilverFox316 wrote:
Easy for you to say, BigChill, since to my recollection you've never volunteered to go back and fix it. You think I've got nothing better to do?

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I would've deleted the invention of scales.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

And what would that achieve (aside from raising yours and Drools self esteem)?

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Because then I could order bacon by the cubic yard instead of by the pound.

Duh.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I would've deleted the invention of scales.

What?
You want all the fish running around naked?

 

[Syrup Beaver]

What?
You want all the fish running around naked?

Naked fish

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Because then I could order bacon by the cubic yard instead of by the pound.

Duh.

I would like a furlong of bacon please.

 

[JAXvillain]

I prefer my bacon be portioned by the hogshead

 

[kiwi]

I would delete last night so I could still move my head.