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Hawt Ideas To Keep Strings Employed
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You could stay at my place and build model airplanes all day, Strings.
Don't mind the smell, you get used to it.
Don't mind the smell, you get used to it.
He's a highly educated chemical engineer with decades of experience. If all else fails, relocate to Houston, make bank, retire early and return home.
Darth Handsome
Not Nearly as Handsome as Advertised.
I thought a Manitoba Tuck was when you tuck your junk behind you and the chick gives you a reach around from there with cold hands.
No a handless Mangina is the same as a Calgary Oil rig. So it can’t be the same as a Manitoba Tuck.
A handless mangina was once performed in my apartment in front of two witnesses but unfortunately I wasn't there to see it so I'm working off secondhand reports.
Mean Mr. Mustard
Always shouts out something obscene
no but I have an attic in the garage
you could sleep between the christmas tree and the halloween decorations
Maria Shriver has extremely small nose holes. No way she can breathe right.
Don't fall for it Strings. The only time you can sleep in an attic down here is between Thanksgiving and Presidents Day.
Which on paper is still better than sleeping anywhere in Philly.
Darth Handsome
Not Nearly as Handsome as Advertised.
Manitoba Tuck is when you're pissing outdoors and it's -40 with the windchill, and you're trying to push as little of your dick as possible out of your skidoo suit so it doesn't freeze off, but at the same time not pissing in your skidoo suit.
It takes years for Manitobans to master the Tuck. Every one of them has awful stories to tell you about the agony of having a frostbitten dick, or the shame of walking into a bar in a pissed up skidoo suit.