Halp I require one fashionable outfit for 9/26

HipHugHer

Looks like Ted Nugent, Smells like Sasquatch
Apr 18, 2016
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I’m sure I’m in love with you now.
I'm sure most of us have been secretly in lust with her the whole time.

Oh you said love, my bad.

What kind of non-sexy stuff can she do?
Her kid told me she already farts out loud all over the house so that's a plus. Can she cook too?
 

wetwillie

Know-It-All Pee-Paw
May 24, 2018
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Stop worrying, it's a 50/50 your blood will only be in them one month. Period.

Or it might become an 18-year tax deduction for someone.:iono:
 

Immigrant

full of tales of hot tail
Apr 26, 2016
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What kind of non-sexy stuff can she do?

A good sense of humor is necessary, and she has that covered for sure. Unlike my second wife who thought Grandma Got Ran Over By a Reindeer and Dorf were comedy gold.

Poon power again!

We were only married/together for 5.5 years and I don’t know if I can file that as a “regret” or not in my life inventory I’ve been taking.
 
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