I love Texas

[JAXvillain]

After sept 1st, there will be no children on my lawn.

THAT 5 YEAR OLD WAS THREATENING ME!!!

I think every state should have this law
postal workers should be exempt however

 

[dbzeag]

"OMG, It's coming right for us!"

 

[BeerAd]

"OMG, It's coming right for us!"

bwahahaha, I immediately thought the same thing.

 

[my little brony]

Florida passed something similar 2 years ago. It was called 'stand your ground' or something. You might not have to retreat but YOU DO STILL HAVE TO BE IN FEAR OF YOUR LIFE. More specifically, a reasonable person in your position must be in fear of their life. This means that it doesnt matter if you were in fear. It also means that there are still major consequences for killing someone. Plan to spend at least 3 days in jail and pay for an attorney.

Yeah, regardless of the law you still have to prove yourself in front of a jury. Still, better to be judged by twelve...

 

[JAXvillain]

Yeah, regardless of the law you still have to prove yourself in front of a jury. Still, better to be judged by twelve...

not to mention, 12 texans at that

 

[Syrup Beaver]

"He said what about Chuck Norris?"

"Shucks, dig 'im up and shoot 'im again!"

 

[Onnotangu]

"He said what about Chuck Norris?"

"Shucks, dig 'im up and shoot 'im again!"

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lu1wNxr9Sqg&eurl=[/youtube]

 

[Sarcasmo]

omg that fag had a face lift. bahahaha

 

[wanko80]

omg that fag had a face lift. bahahaha

omg that fag knows that he had a face lift bahahaha

 

[Jonny_B]

Here's what I like about Texas... copied from my facebook page:

Driving back to work from lunch I wound up behind a massive, brown, Cadillac ElDorado convertible with a torn up top. I pulled up beside at the stoplight and asked the guy driving about it. He said it's a '73, and that he's taking it back to his shop to put a new roof on. That was when I noticed the leopard skin fuzzy dice hanging from the mirror and the set of longhorns on the hood. "Yeah," he said, "and check out the horn". Sure enough, multi-tone airhorn playing a song. I can't be sure, because he didn't hold it in long enough, but I think I heard the opening strains of La Cucaracha.

 

[Sarcasmo]

omg that fag knows that he had a face lift bahahaha

So you're saying you didn't know why Jerry Jones looked like Catwoman for a while?

 

[Onnotangu]

I wish I could have a pair of horns on my hood.

 

[Jonny_B]

I wish I could have a pair of horns on my hood.

why can't you?

 

[ZRH]

not to mention, 12 texans at that

Sarcasmo is a texan so that isnt saying much.

You dont go to trial right after you are arrested anyway. You might not even get a bail hearing for a week.

 

[Onnotangu]

why can't you?

pontiac sunfire coupe. it would not look right.

 

[SRC]

I think you can do that in AL too. If you feel "threatened" you can stop em in their tracks. BAM! No questions asked.

 

[Sarcasmo]

Sarcasmo is a texan so that isnt saying much.

You dont go to trial right after you are arrested anyway. You might not even get a bail hearing for a week.

Not in Texas. Here we try and execute people within the hour.

Unless the Cowboys are playing.

 

[water]

Not in Texas. Here we try and execute people within the hour, or your money back.

Unless the Cowboys are playing.

Fixt.

 

[APRIL]

Not in Texas. Here we try and execute people within the hour.

Unless the Cowboys are playing.

I laughed. For once.

 

[Josh]

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R. Lee Ermey FTW!