I know it's cool to hate elpmis these days ...

[smileynev]

Nev ruinning track?
Oh wait that would be funny

Back in the day I could run circles around you skinny little sphincter bitches. Now, I am a circle.

 

[Desslock]

elpmis is simple

 

[simple]

Back in the day I could run circles around you skinny little sphincter bitches. Now, I am a circle.

now we run circles around you (against our will) due to your large mass's gravitational pull

 

[Coqui]

Back in the day I could run circles around you skinny little sphincter bitches. Now, I am a circle.

I was used as a long jumper and high jumper only

 

[smileynev]

I was used as a long jumper and high jumper only

oh

 

[smileynev]

now we run circles around you (against our will) due to your large mass's gravitational pull

Don't get too close. You might get sucked in.

 

[Coqui]

Don't get too close. You might get sucked in.

I have April on the other side counteracting the force

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Don't get too close. You might get sucked in.

I lost my best tin snips that way

 

[fly]

Don't get too close. You might get sucked in.

Is that the event horizon, or is an event horizon when your wife actually has an orgasm?

 

[ZRH]

hahahahahahah

i have to know who you are on genmay, don't hide

0_o

 

[smileynev]

Is that the event horizon, or is an event horizon when your wife actually has an orgasm?

I don't get what you are saying...

 

[fly]

I don't get what you are saying...

Neither does she

 

[smileynev]

Neither does she

okay

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I have April on the other side counteracting the force

Your skin will still stretch out a bit

 

[fly]

Your skin will still stretch out a bit

Are you thinking what Im thinking?

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Are you thinking what Im thinking?

That I might fit more than 5 grapefruits in my ass if I could just relax a little more?

 

[water]

That I might fit more than 5 grapefruits in my ass if I could just relax a little more?

I read that and reflexively "lol'd", now everyone is looking at me strangely.

 

[BigDov]

I have no elpmis hate therefore I must not be cool

 

[water]

I have no elpmis hate therefore I must not be cool

I don't really hate elp either, I just made fun of him because all the cool kids did.

 

[BigDov]

I don't really hate elp either, I just made fun of him because all the cool kids did.

I didn't even go that far...... I must have really missed that bandwagon.