WTF I have decided to unfollow Jesus.

[OOD]

I considered getting a tattoo once. I was in a bad place at the time. Finally got the help I needed when my wife told me that was fucking stupid. Haven't look back since.

 

[Darth Handsome]

Your wife is pretty smart for a teacher

 

[OOD]

Your wife is pretty smart for a teacher

She is. She never did fall for that dumb shit they tried to brainwash her with in college.

 

[APRIL]

I'd love to get a nose ring, but feel like I've aged out of that opportunity.

 

[HipHugHer]

All mental health issues imo.

They're all forms of self-mutilation.

 

[Strings]

I'd love to get a nose ring, but feel like I've aged out of that opportunity.

Here ya go.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I'd love to get a nose ring, but feel like I've aged out of that opportunity.

Youd just end up ripping it out by getting it snagged on the button of your HR sweater sleeve while wiping your nose

 

[Darth Handsome]

Here ya go.
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Ew those nostrils are hideous

 

[Domon]

I'd love to get a nose ring, but feel like I've aged out of that opportunity.

not like you have a job you have to look presentable for.

 

[APRIL]

not like you have a job you have to look presentable for.

I meet with clients like ... twelve times a year.

 

[APRIL]

Meeting with some tomorrow... thankyouverymuch.

 

[Darth Handsome]

Meeting with some tomorrow... thankyouverymuch.

Which street corner are you meeting clients at these days?

 

[Domon]

I meet with clients like ... twelve times a year.

its not a welded in bolt, you can remove it.

 

[wetwillie]

its not a welded in bolt, you can remove it.

As much as she snivels and wipes her nose that thing would be a wreck in a week.

 

[APRIL]

Which street corner are you meeting clients at these days?

The same place your mom hangs out.

 

[APRIL]

its not a welded in bolt, you can remove it.

You're a hip dad, you know?

 

[tre]

Which street corner are you meeting clients at these days?

She's not that kind of lady.


She meets them at a hotel lobby bar

 

[Jehannum]

You're a hip dad, you know?

@Domon can barely see over his own pelvis.

 

[Darth Handsome]

I dont think Ape would know hip even if she got hers replaced

 

[Darth Handsome]

@HipHugHer we need an authority on hip, what say you?