WTF I have decided to unfollow Jesus.

[Frau Blugher]

A row of teeth , an arsehole , and two fins step up to the bar .

 

[Frau Blugher]

And some " scientific " cunt discovers it .

 

[Frau Blugher]

" Fuck off " he hinted .

 

[Jehannum]

 

[Strings]

Jesus looks pissed.
Honestly, can ya blame him?

 

[wetwillie]

Jesus looks pissed.
Honestly, can ya blame him?

Da fuck. HE looks happy as hell. Look at the glow of his eyes, and just the suggestion of a smile at the corner of his mouth!

 

[Jehannum]

Da fuck. HE looks happy as hell. Look at the glow of his eyes, and just the suggestion of a smile at the corner of his mouth!

 

[Frau Blugher]

 

[Immigrant]

The last Zappa rewording I purchased was called “Have I offended anyone (or everyone?) yet?”

It was the only Zappa the second ex-wife ever heard and she hated the fuck out of it.

Bitch just kept tossing straws into the increasingly heavy basket on my camel.

 

[wetwillie]

 

[Immigrant]

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My son has a similar profile shot on his bathroom wall, but I couldn’t upload it.

 

[Frau Blugher]

Sales of adult diapers have decreased on islands and increased in continents.

 

[HipHugHer]

Adult diapers are not what they used to be. Some of these things are more convincing than a tranny under a neon sign.

 

[Immigrant]

If I had to choose between a diaper that looks like a diaper and one that looks like I’m turtling, I’m unsure which would be funnier.

 

[Strings]

Ick

 

[HipHugHer]

You don't know what loving someone is until you've wiped their ass.

 

[HipHugHer]

Forgive me lawd.

 

[wetwillie]

You don't know what loving someone is until you've wiped their ass.

Trimming their ass hairs is a close second.

 

[Frau Blugher]

Trimming their ass hairs is a close number two .

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One black-ball to @wetwille for missing such a golden opportunity .

 

[wetwillie]

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One black-ball to @wetwille for missing such a golden opportunity .

ERMG!! A bowl of free dingleberries to this man here.