As part of
Cards Against Humanity’s Eight Sensible Gifts for Hanukkah, you have been appointed King of
Sensible Castle for three minutes.
Your reign shall begin on August 7, 2016 at 11:06PM CDT and terminate on August 7, 2016 at 11:09PM CDT. Without your royal decrees, your kingdom will descend into lawless chaos. You may author your royal decrees
here.
May your rule be as majestic as it is brief.
