I engaged in intercourse with your spouse or significant other...

[water]

BEST.

SIMPSON'S LINE.

EVER.

That episode was on a couple of weeks ago (the one where Flander's goes to the loonie bin), and I haven't stopped inwardly laughing at it since.

Post your favorite Simpon's moments!

(this thread was created to slightly move away from Firely, Juarez, and BF2. We'll see how it works out I suppose).

edit: My second favorite being the "Hellfish" one where Burns hires a greasy, latin professional killer to kill Grandpa and after several attempts it shows him in a planning room talking to Burns where he says "There is one more way to kill a man, but it is as intricate and precise as a well-played game of chess." He then kicks in the door of the retirement home and opens fire with a machine gun, destroying everything EXCEPT Grandpa and his buddy.

 

[theacoustician]

Actually, I want to talk about the fact that TV's using TI's new xHD4+ chip are now out in the wild sporting 10,000:1 contrast ratio (translation 1080 native DLP TV).

 

[water]

Actually, I want to talk about the fact that TV's using TI's new xHD4+ chip are now out in the wild sporting 10,000:1 contrast ratio (translation 1080 native DLP TV).

I have a TV, it has buttons and stuff.

 

[smileynev]

I have a TV, it has buttons and stuff.

Mine turns on. And off.

 

[smileynev]

Actually, I want to talk about the fact that TV's using TI's new xHD4+ chip are now out in the wild sporting 10,000:1 contrast ratio (translation 1080 native DLP TV).

higher the ratio the better?

 

[theacoustician]

higher the ratio the better?

That's usually how it works.

 

[JAXvillain]

 

[Bubbles]

I have a TV, it has buttons and stuff.

Mine came with a new thingy taht can change the channels while I remain seated!

 

[Coqui]

Honey, I guess is the time to tell you. I'm sleeping with the neighbor


























hood

 

[fly]

I hate the simpsons and wish bone cancer on the families of the writers.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I got a beaver in my lap and a bear on my tail

 

[smileynev]

The simpsons are funny. Like Family Circus.

 

[fly]

The simpsons are funny. Like Coqui.

 

[Coqui]

Come on now, they aren't that funny fly

 

[fly]

Come on now, they aren't that funny fly

see

 

[Pandora]

I never really got into the Simpsons for some reason. They're funny n'all, but I never made a point to watch them. Family Guy on the other hand....

 

[Thorn Bird]

I never really got into the Simpsons for some reason. They're funny n'all, but I never made a point to watch them. Family Guy on the other hand....

yelch!

 

[Sp`ange]

"it tastes like burning"

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

My favourite was the x-files episode where Homer's in the woods after he runs away from the alien-like Monty Burns and he sees a sign saying DIE and screams and then the tree brushes aside and it says DIET and he screams even louder.

 

[water]

My favourite was the x-files episode where Homer's in the woods after he runs away from the alien-like Monty Burns and he sees a sign saying DIE and screams and then the tree brushes aside and it says DIET and he screams even louder.

Willy: It's a monster...

KILL IT! KILL IT!

Lisa: No wait! That's not a monster, it's Mr.Burns!

Willy: Ooooh, it's Mr.Burns...

KILL IT! KILL IT!