i did another comic for you

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honestly I know I'm not that funny - I really only do these for fly since I know he likes them
 
Stone Temple Pilots can trace its beginnings to a Black Flag concert in Long Beach, where Scott Weiland met Robert DeLeo. "It was one of those weird things. You get into a heavy discussion with a total stranger, and you discover that both of you are seeing the same girl." When the girl left town, Weiland and DeLeo moved into her vacated apartment. Immediately, Weiland and DeLeo formed a band, calling it Mighty Joe Young.
 
I've seen Dharma's pics. I don't really know her, and I'm not altogether comfortable in our internet relationship. Cutting to the chase, I find her grotesquely overweight. I sometimes find it hard to breathe while posting here because I feel that her girth in reality is somehow leeching into and choking the oxygen from this forum. I can almost see the cellulite pressed against the frame of my monitor, bowing it outwards as if to say "I shall break free! I shall break free and crush the life from you!"
 
Sarcasmo said:
I've seen Dharma's pics. I don't really know her, and I'm not altogether comfortable in our internet relationship. Cutting to the chase, I find her grotesquely overweight. I sometimes find it hard to breathe while posting here because I feel that her girth in reality is somehow leeching into and choking the oxygen from this forum. I can almost see the cellulite pressed against the frame of my monitor, bowing it outwards as if to say "I shall break free! I shall break free and crush the life from you!"
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have you considered offering her a piece of cheesecake?
 
baby, you're so big and soft

when I nail you it's like a I'm a meteor crashing into your gaseous planet

say a few words

but don't say a thing for me

i will love you as your are

i didn't mean to make you want to leave

it's a fight between your heart and mind

you're gonna eat my cheesecake this time

you're gonna eat my cheesecake this tiiiiiime

 
elpmis said:
have you considered offering her a piece of cheesecake?
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With your permission I would like to use your comic as an ice breaker for the mid-April airport sex she and I have planned.

By the way, if I fuck her on a luggage conveyor belt, will she get pregnant?
 
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