I declare today to be...



...act like fly day.

Everyone put on your best fly face and pretend that you are the benevolent admin of these here forums. I'll start.

Hey guys, wanna do some illicit substances and have sex with kittens and stuff?!
My penis seems to be stuck inside this old goat, can you help me?
I can't wait to fuck elpmis's dad while playing doom 3 together.
My cat has a rash, it wouldn't be from rubbing him on my gooch, now would it?
Whats the proper etiquette when wearing chaps; boxers, briefs, or commando?