Thread I am so bored all I can do is fart and people around me are sick of my nasty bass farts.

[Petunia]

My farts are worse than shit this morning.

I blame Meghan. That fuckin bitch ruins everything.

megan makes farts sweeter

 

[adi]

Good ole Chuck. I hope he does show up some day.

same same

 

[Hoff Kinkmeister]

JFC

IIRC the qtip thing was medical?

 

[wetwillie]

IIRC the qtip thing was medical?

I think it had an infection and he was applying medicine. Been there, done that.

 

[Strings]

That's our Chuck.

 

[Immigrant]

IIRC the qtip thing was medical?

Cat was in heat and he said it calmed her.

 

[Jehannum]

 

[Hoff Kinkmeister]

Cat was in heat and he said it calmed her.

Well that's different.

There was a kid in my HS who bragged about fucking his cat. Which, past WHY?, why brag about?

 

[OOD]

Well that's different.

There was a kid in my HS who bragged about fucking his cat. Which, past WHY?, why brag about?

Pussy's pussy

 

[Jehannum]

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

 

[OOD]

Pussy's pussy

Why did this make you sad @wetwillie ? It was a joke. I would never abuse a cat, no matter how horny I get.

 

[wetwillie]

Why did this make you sad @wetwillie ? It was a joke. I would never abuse a cat, no matter how horny I get.

My hand trembled.


Buncha sick fucks. *Dogs doing porn never look distressed.

 

[Immigrant]

Well that's different.

There was a kid in my HS who bragged about fucking his cat. Which, past WHY?, why brag about?

I was with a buddy of mine in maybe the 9th grade and we caught his cousin trying to fuck their dog. It was a little mutt, slightly bigger than a large cat.

Its name was Puddles. For some reason, I find that hilarious.

 

[Immigrant]

My neighbor called a few months ago wondering if I had an ideas how to handle a cat in heat, as one of hers suddenly went into heat (I think she was misdiagnosing what was happening) and she needed to calm it for her own mental health.

I nearly suggested Chuck’s “remedy”.

 

[wetwillie]

Its name was Puddles. For some reason, I find that hilarious.

Right there with ya home-slice.

 

[Strings]

My neighbor called a few months ago wondering if I had an ideas how to handle a cat in heat, as one of hers suddenly went into heat (I think she was misdiagnosing what was happening) and she needed to calm it for her own mental health.

I nearly suggested Chuck’s “remedy”.

Remember, Chuck was a gentleman at heart. He took the cat out to dinner first.

 

[Jehannum]

 

[Jehannum]

 

[HipHugHer]

Hey man if you never looked at animal pussy and figured hell it ain't that much different you're just not much of an animal person I guess. At least chuckchuckbobuck had the good sense to try to relieve her woes.