Thread I am so bored all I can do is fart and people around me are sick of my nasty bass farts.

To see this is still on the front page makes me even warmerer and fuzzyerer.
 
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(lactulose is milk sugar, it's a pretty powerful laxative. it hadn't occurred to me that someone would administer a laxative directly to the colon.)
 
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Lactose is milk sugar. We use it all the time making stouts. Apparently that's a synthetic sugar.
Yeah synthetic as in isomerized. The mechanism of how it works in the body is pretty cool. Unfortunately taking it is like trying to swallow a liquid snickers bar, its just sweet sticky liquid.
 
Yeah synthetic as in isomerized. The mechanism of how it works in the body is pretty cool. Unfortunately taking it is like trying to swallow a liquid snickers bar, its just sweet sticky liquid.
I'm surprised liquid snickers bars aren't a thing. It'd save people all the trouble of chewing.

Oh, wait-- there's probably at least one drink at starbucks that tastes like a liquid snickers bar.