Thread How did I let you live this long NME?

[DJBrenton]

Well since I've failed to kill you for this long I might as well wish you Happy Birthday.

 

[JAXvillain]

happy bday! may your favorite skip be filled with medium rare fillets and an array of wines and liquors.

 

[APRIL]

Happy birthday! I hate that you will always be so much younger than me.

 

[fly]

I can still hear Nemo saying, "Are you having a laugh?" all British-like in my head. It cracks me up.

Happy Birthday!

 

[b_sinning]

Happy Birthday! I hope you don't have to eat a cake out of a trash can today.

 

[dbzeag]

Happy birthday! I hate that you will always be so much younger than me.

So does fly.

Happy Birthday Kary!!

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Happy birthday!

May your punks be extra swathey today.

 

[water]

Happy birthday.

 

[Wessels]

happy birthday... i don't really know what to say

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Happy birthday!

May your punks be extra swathey today.

They were. They put plastic shaped things on sticks in my gin and everything. It was very swathey. Now I just feel bloody awful and hope I don't make it to my next birthday. You know the only person to TEXT me was my own mother? What kind of life is that?

 

[DJBrenton]

Tardwife has learned to text??? WTF!

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Sorry, my fingers are too fat to text.

 

[Onnotangu]

no mobile number( I said that right huh?) but happy Marmite day!

 

[Duke]

I hope Guy Fawkes gave you a supernatural diddle as a present. Happy Birthday!

 

[fly]

Tardwife has learned to text??? WTF!

I taught her


edit: No wait, that was sexting I taught her

 

[DJBrenton]

I'm blocking your number on her phone. Bastard.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I'm blocking your number on her phone. Bastard.

and tell her to quit calling me and asking about my bloomers

 

[DJBrenton]

That was me with a fake high pitched voice.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

In that case, carry on.

 

[DJBrenton]

when I said fake I meant genuine. I often get the two confused.