Holy Carp - I'm Impregnated. . .

APRIL

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. . . with joy that people can actually do this. :april:


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bast_imret

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those must be tears of joy running down his cheeks.

Edit: someone needs to chop a smaller snake going in the snakes nose and coming out it's mouth.
 

APRIL

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Thats a funny looking snake... reminds me of this one time I was playing with straws naked in the peanut butter.
 
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jaxxor

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jebus. don't even talk like that. your sister can't handle a Mini April
 

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dreamwalker said:
:egads:

Whoa, not what I was expecting by the thread title!
"Expect the unexpected." Me pregnant? BWAHAHAHA Fatties like me don't get laid goober. :tard:
 

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jaxxor said:
jebus. don't even talk like that. your sister can't handle a Mini April
My sister is voted most likely to have children before anyone else in the family. :fly:
 

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April23 said:
"Expect the unexpected." Me pregnant? BWAHAHAHA Fatties like me don't get laid goober. :tard:

Wanna bet? I don't think there is anyone who can't get laid by someone out there.

:shifty:
 

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dreamwalker said:
Wanna bet? I don't think there is anyone who can't get laid by someone out there.

:shifty:
I know someone who is about 60 and has never been "kissed."
 
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jaxxor

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April23 said:
My sister is voted most likely to have children before anyone else in the family. :fly:

I was voted most likely to live at home forever.

BTW, this pic isn't near as good as the eel girl
 

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jaxxor said:
I was voted most likely to live at home forever.

BTW, this pic isn't near as good as the eel girl
You want me to spam more eel girl to you? :fly: