FYI Hey, new Doodz

Im gonna start putting baby ruth candy bars in my neighbors swimming pool
Ill keep it up for like 2 weeks, so hell keep expecting a candy bar
Then, the last time, Ill leave an actual meaty turd, and hide in the shrubs as he fishes it out with his bare hands.
Oh yeah.
 
Im gonna start putting baby ruth candy bars in my neighbors swimming pool
Ill keep it up for like 2 weeks, so hell keep expecting a candy bar
Then, the last time, Ill leave an actual meaty turd, and hide in the shrubs as he fishes it out with his bare hands.
Oh yeah.

wait was that last baby ruth you mailed me not a candy bar
 
Im gonna start putting baby ruth candy bars in my neighbors swimming pool
Ill keep it up for like 2 weeks, so hell keep expecting a candy bar
Then, the last time, Ill leave an actual meaty turd, and hide in the shrubs as he fishes it out with his bare hands.
Oh yeah.
And then takes a bite?

Also, how will you keep said turd from dissolving?
 
He makes them that way so they hold up better when mailing.

Speaking of poop the middle kid told me the other day he pretended the downstairs bathroom was an elevator and he pooped in it. Quality uf poster in the making right there.

Did he do an upper decker?