Help Needed

[BeerAd]

So my buddy is having his wedding not this weekend but the following weekend and the day after the wedding they are having a fish fry at the house. He was hoping I knew somebody who could make a cool little flyer that he could add into the reception basket. The party is July 2nd which is a sunday and it will be like a fish fry/bbq/pool party/byob. If anyone can make something up that is pretty generic that I could add to I would love you forever

Serious and funnah flyers welcome, here is a drunken pic of them...




Again, I really appreciate any help, even if you put there heads in a fishes mouth or make there heads fish heads, lol

 

[b_sinning]

Her glass is furry.

 

[BeerAd]

Her glass is furry.

So is something else, oh wait thats my best friends fiance, nevermind, hehe

 

[fly]

I was not invited so I got nothing.

 

[BeerAd]

I was not invited so I got nothing.

yeah, it be a family and wedding party thing. The fact that you dont know them might be kinda hard to overcome

 

[simple]

okay so what are your married friend's first names

 

[water]

okay so what are your married friend's first names

This is going to turn out beautifully I can tell.

 

[simple]

 

[JAXvillain]

So is something else, oh wait thats my best friends fiance, nevermind, hehe

I don't think your buddy would appreciate you saying his future wife has some crazy tarzan jungle bush testing the limits of the elastic in her panties

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Holy shit! And not a single mention of anal sex, [ADMIN EDIT]s or goats!

 

[JAXvillain]

Holy shit! And not a single mention of anal sex, [ADMIN EDIT]s or goats!

no kidding! shock & awe

 

[simple]

Holy shit! And not a single mention of anal sex, [ADMIN EDIT]s or goats!

"July 2nd, After CHURCH!"

 

[simple]

sometimes, even elpmis is helpful

 

[kiwi]

sometimes, even elpmis is helpful

And now that you've been helpful, you don't need to worry about it again for at least another year.

 

[simple]

And now that you've been helpful, you don't need to worry about it again for at least another year.

exactly

 

[ZRH]

I see wiggers.

 

[water]

I see wiggers.

I feel the same way.

 

[JAXvillain]

I don't think your buddy would appreciate you saying his future wife has some crazy tarzan jungle bush testing the limits of the elastic in her panties

wow, tough crowd! thought this was funny when I wrote it

 

[BeerAd]

lol, god you guys are great!!!!!!!!


There names are Tonya and Dominic Pannelli

 

[ZRH]

SO HE'S A GUIDO WIGGER?!

I shouldnt be surprised.