GAY Help me shave my pussy(cat)

[Floptical]

Chupacabra CEO of pussy

 

[Floptical]

Clearly you want a normal name so you can use it as an alibi if needed. No I was with "cat's name" last night. I couldn't have done that.

 

[Floptical]

 

[APRIL]

Clearly you want a normal name so you can use it as an alibi if needed. No I was with "cat's name" last night. I couldn't have done that.

May be why we have a cat named, Steve.

 

[Peppers]

Hey UFrs

I’m thinking about adopting this hideous little asshole so he can terrorize me in my own home.

Help me name him!
His breed is CAT! Not to be confused with the similar breed he resembles, CAT.

He loves to hiss and pee outside of the litter box, he’s a Libra and loves his belly rubbed!

WHAT SHALL WE NAME IT
ITS IN YOUR HANDS YOU MOTHER UFERS!

Billy Kittens II Electric Boogaloo

 

[Domon]

May be why we have a cat named, Steve.

Its less effective when you call him Steve the rapist though.

steve is the rapist cat, right?

 

[Valve1138]

[GIPHY="cat name"]https://media2.giphy.com/media/VXR4E8okkpAyY/giphy.gif[/GIPHY]

 

[Ledboots]

Call him Camry

 

[Petunia]

I wonder how many times she's done a contest or requested help on naming her cat.

I lost count at 6

 

[Petunia]

@APRIL

With @ symbol.

FUCKING WINNER

 

[Floptical]

I lost count at 6

You would think you could just get one name to stick.

 

[APRIL]

Its less effective when you call him Steve the rapist though.

steve is the rapist cat, right?

Creepy Uncle Steve (the Rapist)

Your'e right... good memory.

 

[Peppers]

Call him Camry

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

Schrödinger

Cause we don't know if you will get it and if you do we won't know when you kill it for sleeping/puking on your bed

 

[Floptical]

I still do not believe you are adopting a cat.

Eventually the entire story will unfold. Like how CEO is actually WAW. And she's really just a dancer you can rent for parties. And she wears a wig and her real name is actually something awful like Fran or Bonnie.

 

[Petunia]

Call him Camry

YAAAAAAAAAAAAS

 

[Petunia]

Eventually the entire story will unfold. Like how CEO is actually WAW. And she's really just a dancer you can rent for parties. And she wears a wig and her real name is actually something awful like Fran or Bonnie.

Sorry to inform you but my actual first name is Angelina.

TRUE FUCKING STORY

 

[Petunia]

I’m getting a chihuahua next year and Kiko and I have named her Nikki Minaj

So excited

 

[Floptical]

Sorry to inform you but my actual first name is Angelina.

TRUE FUCKING STORY

[GIPHY="i love turtles"]https://media1.giphy.com/media/O86WGq4gRCv9S/giphy.gif[/GIPHY]

 

[Floptical]

I’m getting a chihuahua next year and Kiko and I have named her Nikki Minaj

So excited

I picture this