Advice Has anyone ever burned a ramen cup before?

[Jimmycrackcorn]

Right your are. @Grubb after you fill the inside of the microwave with semen, microwave on high for 10 minutes.

by some sort of miracle, you may create life with such an experiment

 

[nukes]

I can't jerk off that many times. I can only do like 7 or 8 times in a day then it starts to hurt

If you're young enough and can really spurt ropes, 5 times might be enough.

 

[thintoast]

by some sort of miracle, you may create life with such an experiment

Jesus take the microwave.

 

[Jimmycrackcorn]

Jesus take the microwave.

 

[Immigrant]

you're supposed to cook it over an open fire

In the house!?!

You’re in the basement trying to cook ramen in a styrofoam cup. Do you really have room to question starting a fire indoors?

 

[nukes]

You’re in the basement trying to cook ramen in a styrofoam cup. Do you really have room to question starting a fire indoors?

Immi, the Indoor Fire Voice Of Reason.

 

[Immigrant]

Fun fact

I caught on fire when I was 13 doing the Gene. Third degree burns, lost a lot of hair, and had three blisters, one the size of a goose eggs hanging off my ear and neck.

 

[Jimmycrackcorn]

You’re in the basement trying to cook ramen in a styrofoam cup. Do you really have room to question starting a fire indoors?

well....if it is HIS indoors....then yes

 

[Jimmycrackcorn]

doing the Gene.

the hell is "doing the gene"?

 

[Immigrant]

the hell is "doing the gene"?

Fire breathing.

 

[HipHugHer]

Gene Simmons.

 

[Grubb]

You’re in the basement trying to cook ramen in a styrofoam cup. Do you really have room to question starting a fire indoors?

Hey man, I've got to eat

 

[Grubb]

Gene Simmons.

 

[kiwi]

My sister once cooked easy Mac and forgot to add the water. I imagine it’s similar.

It smelled for days. Good luck.

 

[APRIL]

My sister once cooked easy Mac and forgot to add the water. I imagine it’s similar.

It smelled for days. Good luck.

@macg, bro.

 

[Ledboots]

Well the microwave is pretty nice. I spent a little more to get the stainless steel.

I feel that the microwave will always reek of burnt ramen/toxicCupChemicals™

 

[Hoff Kinkmeister]

@macg, bro.

extra-easy Mac

 

[MacG]

My sister once cooked easy Mac and forgot to add the water. I imagine it’s similar.

It smelled for days. Good luck.

What gave you the idea that I'm easy?

 

[kiwi]

What gave you the idea that I'm easy?

Just the vibe you give off.

I mean, all those pussys do have you wrapped around their tiny paws.

 

[Petunia]

Nothing, just asking if someone else has done it.
Also maybe a way to get the burnt ramen smell to go away

Paging @King Wickie