they should have one of those "Heritage Moments" commercials about it
That or a "hinterland who's who".
<theme music>
OH FUCK, MY GODDAMN HEAD!
"The impolite Canadian. Only seen a few times a year, typically after Canada day,"
JESUS CHRIST I GOTTA GO TO WORK TODAY, FUCKS SAKE
"But sometimes on other occasions, such as after St. Patrick's Day or Guy Fawkes Night"
WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY SHOES?
"Unlike the typical Canadian, who would ordinarily open a door for anyone or even buy a random stranger a coffee..."
OK I FOUND ONE, WHERE'S THE GODDAMN OTHER SHOE?
"The impolite Canadian is almost intolerable to be around."
DAMN RIGHT I'M IN A BAD MOOD, SHIT I CAN BARELY STAND UP, AND I GOT SHIT TO BE AT, FUCK OFF
"Thankfully, the impolite Canadian soon will find solace in a big greasy breakfast..."
FUCK IT, I'M GONE BACK TO BED
"Or in this particular case, taking the day off work and sleeping off their hangover."