Baby Happy Birthday to Eileen, (thread is now icky)

[dbzeag]

Y'all are disgusting. Having bareback sex like that. You should be ashamed of yourselves.

 

[Petunia]

i went from having sex 3 times a day pretty muchdaily (we had a couple of 5 hr sessions) to NOTHIIIIIIIIIIING...

omg...

tito should be scared the next time we have sex.... im going to demolish him.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

man thats one high-mileage vagina

 

[APRIL]

i went from having sex 3 times a day pretty muchdaily (we had a couple of 5 hr sessions) to NOTHIIIIIIIIIIING...

omg...

tito should be scared the next time we have sex.... im going to demolish him.

How do you have sex for five hours straight? The two minutes I get I am done for a while.

I can't fathom 5 HOURS. That would freaking hurt!

 

[OzSTEEZ]

i went from having sex 3 times a day pretty muchdaily (we had a couple of 5 hr sessions) to NOTHIIIIIIIIIIING...

omg...

tito should be scared the next time we have sex.... im going to demolish him.

5 hours? Fuck that!

 

[tre]

5 hours? Fuck that!

cocaine is a hell of a drug

 

[kiwi]

My vibrater is the only action I'm going to see for a long time. :-(

 

[Applesauce]

How do you have sex for five hours straight? The two minutes I get I am done for a while.

I can't fathom 5 HOURS. That would freaking hurt!

If Liamz and I don't have sexytime for like a week, I get all sore when we do. Like after Auntie Flo leaves and we DO it again, then the cat is all sore the next day.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

My vibrater is the only action I'm going to see for a long time. :-(

Get one with a diesel motor and a pull start.

 

[OzSTEEZ]

If Liamz and I don't have sexytime for like a week, I get all sore when we do. Like after Auntie Flo leaves and we DO it again, then the cat is all sore the next day.

So you're all sore today?

 

[itburnswhenipee]

Y'all are disgusting. Having bareback sex like that. You should be ashamed of yourselves.

Like no one has ever tossed a bratwurst down your bomb bay.

 

[Applesauce]

So you're all sore today?

lolllll

 

[Petunia]

5 hours? Fuck that!

i have never EVER had sex with anyone like i do with tito. not even HN, and we had a pretty healthy sexual relationship.

i think tito is my sexual soul mate. we just have non stop sex all the time. i will never ever find anyone like him again (sexually)
we just have insane chemistry.

after the 5 hr sesh, i was so sore i had to take a pain killer and we didnt touch eachother for days.

 

[tre]

My vibrater is the only action I'm going to see for a long time. :-(

just get one of these

Spoiler

 

[Petunia]

man thats one high-mileage vagina

thank gaaawd that Kiko never made it down the birth canal!!!! woohooo

 

[APRIL]

If Liamz and I don't have sexytime for like a week, I get all sore when we do. Like after Auntie Flo leaves and we DO it again, then the cat is all sore the next day.

That happens to me too!

Yay for small vaginas. :highfive:

 

[OzSTEEZ]

thank gaaawd that Kiko never made it down the birth canal!!!! woohooo

oh you got knife wounds?

 

[Petunia]

My vibrater is the only action I'm going to see for a long time. :-(

this made me feel uncomfortable.. cuz you're a Mormon and stuff

 

[Petunia]

oh you got knife wounds?

emergency c-section!!

i have a petite vagina, thankyouverymuch

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

emergency c-section!!

i have a petite v*gina, thankyouverymuch

Yes, like the Lincoln Tunnel.