god will f*%$ you up

[JAXvillain]

I've heard this on a local radio station a number of times recently
somewhat entertaining song...I'm bored so I figured I'd post
lyrics are semi nsfw so watch your volume or throw on some headphones
http://cdbaby.com/mp3lofi/johnrbutler-05.m3u

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

On a similar note, I read somewhere today that Samuel L Jackson is voicing God in an audio Bible.

"WORSHIP THAT GOLDEN CALF AGAIN!
I DARE YOU! I DOUBLE DARE YOU MOTHER FUCKER!!!"

 

[ZRH]

 

[BeerAd]

On a similar note, I read somewhere today that Samuel L Jackson is voicing God in an audio Bible.

"WORSHIP THAT GOLDEN CALF AGAIN!
I DARE YOU! I DOUBLE DARE YOU MOTHER FUCKER!!!"

Snakes on a mother fuckin Bible?

 

[reverendsaintjay]

The better joke on Fark is 'Snakes in a Garden', which is biblically funny.

 

[Sarcasmo]

That song is kick ass.