"Amazingly, about thirty seconds before the freezing in place began, the Home Depot PA system started playing Jewel's 2001 hit, "Standing Still." Really."
Hahahahaha wow, I loved the Best Buy gag and I love this. It makes me wish I lived near a place where they had an organized group like this, the possibilities are endless!
I always wanted to dress in a red shirt and khaki pants and go into CompUSA. Then when people asked me for help, I'd hit them with the Customer Appreciation Bat.