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[Visker]

That's me cumming.

 

[JAXvillain]

 

[Wessels]

That's me cumming.

you have gonorrhea?

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Youre going to ride around the mall on his penis?

I didn't realize she was a mall-ninja.

 

[Visker]

you have gonorrhea?

My buddy didn't know how to adjust the contrast on the camera.
It's usually bright white colour, similar to Michael Jackson.

 

[plot]

you've seen michael's penis too?

 

[Visker]

It came off in my hands.

 

[fly]

It would be like this.
YouTube - Cow abscess

Yep, that made me gag

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Yep, that made me gag

You shouldn't try to drink from that big of an abcess the first time.

Takes practice man.

 

[Applesauce]

You shouldn't try to drink from that big of an abcess the first time.

Takes practice man.

 

[fly]

Wonder what that smelled like.

 

[Visker]

Your urine, perhaps.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Wonder what that smelled like.

Four month old heavy cream lightly shaken with equally old cottage cheese and a cup of yoghurt, left in the sun for a few hours.

 

[fly]

Four month old heavy cream lightly shaken with equally old cottage cheese and a cup of yoghurt, left in the sun for a few hours.

You could have just said "hippie"

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

 

[Syrup Beaver]

You could have just said "hippie"

That would imply that there is some sort of lingering incense scent there as well.

 

[JAXvillain]

I'm pretty sure cows are allergic to patchouli

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I'm pretty sure cows are allergic to patchouli

Nah, they seem to live pretty happily in Vermont.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Full of VItamins eh Keek?

 

[JAXvillain]

and noo-tri-shunz

is that a milkshake made from noo-trias?