Syrup Beaver
pants log
Tell her to press it against the heat vent.Daughter no 2 ( sorry Fly, no pics) is going to London by train.
She asks Mrs DJ to take her the leftover pizza out of the microwave for her to eat on the train.
Mrs DJ ( being a tard) takes a fresh one out of the freezer instead.
Daughter no2 now has a frozen pizza to eat on the train.
Outstanding work that tardwife.
Or hold it under the hand dryer in the wc.