So my best friend just told me she's now dating my ex boyfriend. What a bitch.
Shank the bitch.
You don't date your best friends ex's, ever.
But he could be the one.
I give a shit. It's the principle. I seem to have some rare as fuck standards these days that mean your BEST FRIENDS ex's are off bounds. Call me old fashioned if you like but I like to live this way. It's just a shame she's so desperate she values a shag over a frienships.
Where were these principles when you were breaking into other people's houses?
'twas just a sign of love, she'll experience his love too then I'd imagine.Yeah, he was the one for me til he punched me in the face.
True story.
'twas just a sign of love, she'll experience his love too then I'd imagine.
My love is worth mountains more. Too bad she won't get it.
I give a shit. It's the principle. I seem to have some rare as fuck standards these days that mean your BEST FRIENDS ex's are off bounds. Call me old fashioned if you like but I like to live this way. It's just a shame she's so desperate she values a shag over a frienships.
You don't know my best friend. She's 27 and only had one real boyfriend in her life. She flits between men like nobody's business and gets upset for months after just a one week fling so we have to hear about it for ages.What if they love each other? She is your best friend. Wouldn't you want her to have a chance at that? You're done with him. Don't be selfish.
So you punch 'em in the kidneys?
And the solar plexus too.I'm very giving with my emotion.
That sounds very warm and considerate.
Warm front and back of the anatomy. I'm very nice like that.