Because of the lack of cats?
That, and the lack of "hair product" on the entire continent.
Twinkies are illegal in Africa? We should send aid.
That's what zebras are for.
Den dey eat da poo pooNot to mention it's illegal or could get you killed to be a twink in most of Africa.
I think tricking a zebra into spooing into your hair would be far more dangerous than it sounds
What if it's not a trick?
Twinkies are illegal in Africa? We should send aid.
Twinkies are illegal in Africa? We should send aid.
I guess its possible to find a frisky and willing zebra on the wild african plains from time to time.
As long as you make it clear youre just in it for the hair product, other wise it may get weird when it wants you to meet its parents.