Thats why I always put on my clown shoes before I go into the kitchen.
Do they squeek whenever you take a step? If so:
Plus I like that they honk with each step.
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http://www.simplefloors.com/products/category_details.aspx?CategoryID=3
http://www.fastfloors.com/style_18677,0/Pergo-Accolade-with-Underlayment.htm
http://www.mrwisebuys.com/
http://www.builddirect.com/Laminate...al-Beech/ProductDisplay_6951_p1_10008586.aspx
http://www.builddirect.com/Hardwood...tock-Oak/ProductDisplay_6950_c2_10004028.aspx
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http://www.builddirect.com/Porcelai...ra-Rosso/ProductDisplay_6933_c2_10001981.aspx
http://www.builddirect.com/Slate-Tile.aspx
http://www.builddirect.com/Cork-Flooring.aspx
Never pay retail.
Shopping in stores is over-rated and overly expensive.