Five things fly would say...

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smileynev

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...if he was a father. What five phrases would fly utter to his progeny, either as imparted wisdom, thinly valed warnings, or outright drunken pronouncements.

"I would give you back kid if I knew who your mother was..."
 

simple

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"Oh sure you had a brother, but your daddy's uncle thought it was a bright idea to give daddy a brand new Dyson vacuum 4 weeks before your brother was supposed to be born."