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Just to name a few:

THE ANAL GIRLS OF TOBACCO ROAD 2 : VAGINA SLIMES
LET'S PLAY STAIN THE COUCH
PRIME CUTS - YO QUIERO TACO SMELL
ULTRA KINKY #79 - BOWLIN' IN HER COLON
MUSIC TO FUCK TO - ONCE, TWICE, THREE TIMES A LABIA
HOMEGROWN VIDEO #489 : FUCK THE CANUCK :hi2u: (sounds familiar)
CLIMAX SHOTS #70 - MY BROWN EYE, NOT THE WINKER, THE STINKER



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If your life were a porn movie, what would it's title be?
 
Galen said:
Glossad sounds like Mossad

/page's fly
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Careful what you say. EVERYONE should be afraid of the Mossad. I bought a book a while ago about how it started. Sadly, it was waaaay too boring, even for me.
 
fly said:
Careful what you say. EVERYONE should be afraid of the Mossad. I bought a book a while ago about how it started. Sadly, it was waaaay too boring, even for me.
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Aye, I got bored reading the wikipedia article on it last night. Go figure.

My friend was obsessed with jewish intelligence, claimed the zionists controlled everything. He had a point though, it's disgusting how the west turns a blind eye to their arrest and transportation of criminals from other countries without prior consent from the country in question. No other nation would get away with such a crime, unless of course they managed to popup every year and remind the world how they have blood on their hands over WWII.
 
Galen said:
Aye, I got bored reading the wikipedia article on it last night. Go figure.

My friend was obsessed with jewish intelligence, claimed the zionists controlled everything. He had a point though, it's disgusting how the west turns a blind eye to their arrest and transportation of criminals from other countries without prior consent from the country in question. No other nation would get away with such a crime, unless of course they managed to popup every year and remind the world how they have blood on their hands over WWII.
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They get away with it cause Israel is our thug friend, who takes care of shit we don't want to. Its a thankful/fear thing. We're glad they do it, but also know that they'd blow the whistle on us at the drop of a hat.
 
fly said:
They get away with it cause Israel is our thug friend, who takes care of shit we don't want to. Its a thankful/fear thing. We're glad they do it, but also know that they'd blow the whistle on us at the drop of a hat.
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That seems logical. I'd hate to think what would happen if the US did withdraw it's support though.
 
Galen said:
That seems logical. I'd hate to think what would happen if the US did withdraw it's support though.
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It would be funny watching Israel get shredded, but I'm just a dickhead.

If only England hadn't been such a pussy and Hitler such an asshole, we could have just let them all kill each other like savages...
 
JJ Lady said:
So back on the subject of porn...

How do you prefer it? Just straight out porn or do you like it to pretend to have a plot?
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straight porn. though, what I've seen lately always goes in this order:

1) Guy goes down on girl
2) Girl goes down on guy
3) Girl rides guy
4) Doggy style
5) Guy comes on girls face.

the whole time they are both doin' ridicolous fake orgasm sounds.

the only good one that I've seen is 'Zazel'.
 
Use your favorite bittorrent program and DL a movie called Pirates! It's a high budget porn flix with a plot, decent acting, special effects, and well, pirates and wenches.
 
JJ Lady said:
So back on the subject of porn...

How do you prefer it? Just straight out porn or do you like it to pretend to have a plot?
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Probably TMI, but I watch mine with the sound off. That makes the plot, or lack of one, a non-issue.
 
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