Mean Mr. Mustard
Always shouts out something obscene
Just realized the weekend Cary comes in town, Bunnies on the Bayou is happening.
http://bunniesonthebayou.org/
This is like gay pride, but without all of the straight people. Under the guise of a "fundraiser", it's all you can drink and all you can handle thumping music with lots of near-nude men grinding around in the middle of the day in the open.
Will there be girls there?