Don't ever try to floss with a rubber band

[APRIL]

Sometimes when I don't have a toothbrush with me I use my nail and scratch off the tarter.

 

[Sarcasmo]

Sometimes when I don't have a toothbrush with me I use my nail and scratch off the tarter.

And then you make sauce and put it on your fish.

 

[APRIL]

And then you make sauce and put it on your fish.

It's quite the dish.

 

[zengirl]

It's quite the dish.

it's the tooth fish dish.



I dunno why that struck me as funny, maybe cuz I just bought 2 dr. seuss books this weekend.

 

[Coqui]

it's the tooth fish dish.



I dunno why that struck me as funny, maybe cuz I just bought 2 dr. seuss books this weekend.

One fish, one dish, tooth fish, fish dish?

 

[Sarcasmo]

This thread is now about headaches.

 

[Bubbles]

One time, I didnt have anything to put my coke on in the stall, so I tipped a little of the baggie and did it off the toilet seat.

Fly, please tell me you made this up?? GROSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

One time I drank Milwaukees Best.
I didnt want to , but I was at my brothers house and thats all he had.
Man thats ghetto

 

[Desslock]

One time I drank Milwaukees Best.
I didnt want to , but I was at my brothers house and thats all he had.
Man thats ghetto

Damn.

At least it was free.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Damn.

At least it was free.

That didnt make it much better

 

[Sarcasmo]

One time I drank Milwaukees Best.
I didnt want to , but I was at my brothers house and thats all he had.
Man thats ghetto

You should try Milwaukee's Pretty Good.

 

[APRIL]

This one time on a camping trip I didn't shower for days so to make my hair less greasy looking I put powder in it.

 

[zengirl]

My little brother drinks 40's of Colt on purpose

 

[JAXvillain]

My little brother drinks 40's of Colt on purpose

does he pour a little on the curb for his homies?

 

[itburnswhenipee]

This one time on a camping trip I didn't shower for days so to make my hair less greasy looking I put powder in it.

Did you end up with some unholy sort of dough?

 

[itburnswhenipee]

My little brother drinks 40's of Colt on purpose

Sometimes you just gotta go the malt liquor route. When I have the need I usually go for Mickey's, but I've been known to hit the Colt, Schlitz, or Steel Reserve.

<shudders>
steel reserve.....
</shudders>

 

[zengirl]

does he pour a little on the curb for his homies?

No, but he does leave it in the paper bag.

Actually I was wrong, it's Cobra not Colt

 

[APRIL]

Did you end up with some unholy sort of dough?

It never works out how I would think it would.

 

[Onnotangu]

umm I've gargled with salt water, used yarn and baking soda for a toothbrush and pretty much every other ghetto ass thing to save a buck.

 

[fly]

Fly, please tell me you made this up?? GROSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

You got me kicked out of a bathroom once...