WTF Does this thing look like a 23 year old???

[plot]

could you imagine if she like, killed her parents then died on live tv in a firey car crash while the police are chasing her through a daycare parking lot or something?

and then they later find out her car seat is really a sybian and she crashed because she was trying to choke herself during orgasm?

 

[Phoenix]

Hollywood really used and abused that girl. Her parets are fucking dirt bags.
Dying a tragic death would make her even more famous... Sad

It would be the only way for her to go though.

 

[Applesauce]

could you imagine if she like, killed her parents then died on live tv in a firey car crash while the police are chasing her through a daycare parking lot or something?

and then they later find out her car seat is really a sybian and she crashed because she was trying to choke herself during orgasm?

SDFSHFKSGKHSDFGKJDFHGKDFHGKDFHJKDGDHS

 

[Shalimar]

She used to be so cute too.

J/K

i mean, is this supposed to be wholesome? the daisies and isht..


in daisy dukes with her draws showin??

 

[b_sinning]

Haha Shal is becoming conservative. The guy that dj's the how little of a bikini can you wear contests. Having another kid got you didn't it.

 

[Shalimar]

no, not at all.. i'm just saying, if that picture is supposed to say "look, i'm a wholesome country girl who talks on landline phone in front of daisies in the kitchen" the "pull down your pants so your undies show" isn't giving me that impression.

 

[b_sinning]

no, not at all.. i'm just saying, if that picture is supposed to say "look, i'm a wholesome country girl who talks on landline phone in front of daisies in the kitchen" the "pull down your pants so your undies show" isn't giving me that impression.

True.

I almost hope she gets sent to jail for skipping out of going to court but then we'd just have the 24/7 prison updates like they had when Paris went to jail. Then they'd let her out after a few days and I'd just be more disgusted about what our country is becoming. (Sorry about the bitterness today)

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I bet some hash + eggs would taste really good right now.

 

[Applesauce]

no, not at all.. i'm just saying, if that picture is supposed to say "look, i'm a wholesome country girl who talks on landline phone in front of daisies in the kitchen" the "pull down your pants so your undies show" isn't giving me that impression.

askljdkladkjl Why is that so funny to me?!?!?

 

[b_sinning]

http://www.usmagazine.com/celebritynews/photos/lindsay-lohan-20092010/4692

If you look how her face has changed over the years then you notice 2004 is when it started going downhill. When she turned 18.

 

[Applesauce]

GAWD is she cute here!
2003

 

[Applesauce]

2009

 

[Duke]

http://www.usmagazine.com/celebritynews/photos/lindsay-lohan-20092010/4692

If you look how her face has changed over the years then you notice 2004 is when it started going downhill. When she turned 18.

right around the time she could start having plastic surgery without requiring parental approval.

 

[Applesauce]

Cocaine is a helluva drug.

 

[JAXvillain]

2004 was her best year in the timeline. she should swear off dying her hair blonde. it looks horrendous on her

 

[Shalimar]

askljdkladkjl Why is that so funny to me?!?!?

i thought it was funny too.. it adds a "we so poe, I'z haffa talk on da rotary phone cuz i can't affords the cellyoular ones... oh, and these are my big girl pant1es.. "

 

[Shalimar]

2009

looks like she moved to tampa. i see them "used up" lookin club chicks all the time.

 

[Casper]

In the back of your SUV.

 

[Sarcasmo]

2009

Jesus Herbert Christ

 

[Shalimar]

In the back of your SUV.

there was a time casper, there was a time..