Hawt Deja vu? Deja VALVE! Happy Birthday Mister 1138!

I can't remember the last time a kid's birthday party cost more than $100 (not all inclusive of presents, but including cake, snacks, invitations, whatevs).

I clearly hate my children.
I hate my kids so much I told them no friends at all this year.
 
The cheapskatery of my fellow Z car owners is rubbing off on me, clearly.

Also, saving for private high school is not inexpensive, nor is it easy being the sole income in a family of 4.

Finally, Jason needs braces (not even a joke).
Both my boys are going to need braces. Hopefully the daughter escapes them.