Dear smileynev...

[BigDov]

There are many reasons, but I will only go into the most obvious ones here.

He likes the smell of a good sweaty ass crack. Much like yourself, he likes that strong, bitter odor. Women don't give off such an olfactory explosion like men do.

Cock. He loves it. You love it. You understand where he's coming from.

Wow. This shows me just how little you really do know, about anything.

Amazing.

 

[APRIL]

No really... why does fly like the cawk?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

No really... why does fly like the cawk?

Why does a hobo like ripple?

Instinct.

 

[smileynev]

No really... why does fly like the cawk?

why do we all?

 

[fly]

Nope, now she's fond of berber according to a thread on another forum

she lykes teh carpet. link?

 

[Syrup Beaver]

why do we all?

How could you not?

Throbbing purple member oozing the nectar of the gods

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

How could you not?

Throbbing purple member oozing the nectar of the gods

Thankfully google img search did not return a result for "throbbing purple member"

 

[Syrup Beaver]

she lykes teh carpet. link?

www.genmay.net/showthread.php?t=513686

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Thankfully google img search did not return a result for "throbbing purple member"

I'm actually shocked it didn't

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I'm actually shocked it didn't

As am I.

 

[JAXvillain]

what is the atomic weight, in newtons, of a twinkie 2 pack?

 

[smileynev]

what is the atomic weight, in newtons, of a twinkie 2 pack?

256. So light and so fluffy...

 

[fly]

Dear smileynev,

Will this thread continue today?

 

[smileynev]

Dear smileynev,

Will this thread continue today?

Yes, please come and ask me questions. I am happy to provide you with correct, if not timely, answers

 

[CletusJones]

what should I have for lunch today?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

why did google img search not return a result for "throbbing purple member"?

 

[thrawn]

how long will it take for my colon to start feeling the effects of the double-baked hot wings with extra hot sauce i had for lunch?

 

[smileynev]

what should I have for lunch today?

A lite salad with ranch and bleu cheese dressing, with a sparkling mineral water to wash it down.

 

[smileynev]

why did google img search not return a result for "throbbing purple member"?

Google isn't a gay search engine. Try www.cocksearch.net

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Why is IBM's phone support incompetent?