Crazy Astronaut Chick

[lemon_fresh]

In case you've been under a rock today:
http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/02/06/astronaut.arrested/index.html

"Police found in Nowak's bag a tan trench coat, a new steel mallet, a folding knife with a 4-inch blade, 3 to 4 feet of rubber tubing, large plastic garbage bags and about $600 in cash, the report said."

What was she gonna do to the chick once she had her?

 

[APRIL]

Now if she didn't have an opposable thumb this would not have happened.

 

[my little brony]

I heard about this on the drive to work...someone's not going into space anytime soon

What was she gonna do to the chick once she had her?

pull a laura roslin and toss her out the nearest airlock

Shipman told Nowak she would send for help, but when Nowak said she couldn't hear her and started to cry, Shipman cracked her window, the report said. The 2-inch space in the window was all Nowak needed to send pepper spray into the car, police said.

Her eyes burning, Shipman drove to a tollbooth and reported the incident.

When an officer found Nowak at a bus stop, she was wearing a different coat, and the officer observed her putting items in a trash can, the police report said. The officer retrieved a wig and a BB gun from the trash can, the report said.

bitch had space madness

 

[Dharma1521]

On the front of TBT (Tampa Bay Times), they have her picture with the words "Astro Naughty" next to it.

That cracks me up.

 

[Onnotangu]

that must have been some hellof a astro hump to get a mother of three to act like that

 

[Nyx]

*crawls out from under rock* According to that article "Nowak wore a diaper during the 14-hour drive so that she wouldn't have to stop for bathroom breaks." What the...?

 

[lemon_fresh]

that must have been some hellof a astro hump to get a mother of three to act like that

Hell yeah! That dude must be hung like, well, hell I can't even guess what he must be hung like to drive a woman batshit insane like this.

 

[my little brony]

*crawls out from under rock* According to that article "Nowak wore a diaper during the 14-hour drive so that she wouldn't have to stop for bathroom breaks." What the...?

well they get trained for years on end to wear those things and use them like it's perfectly normal :o

 

[Atan Nolme]

According to the 15:00 news on the radio. She is now being charged with Attempted First Degree Murder. She has a new bail hearing.

 

[itburnswhenipee]

*shudder*

 

[Onnotangu]

shaka when the walls fell

 

[water]

They shouldn't grant her bail, she could escape.....



























IN SPAAAAAAAAAAACE!

 

[JAXvillain]

I'll bet that bitch made fun of her bad space hair

 

[Kevlar]

That woman's cheese slid off her cracker.

 

[Onnotangu]

I hope one day to be able to put the whammy in on a woman that well, that she will drive across country to fight other women I whammy.

 

[Kevlar]

I hope one day to be able to put the whammy in on a woman that well, that she will drive across country to fight other women I whammy.

Well I ain't sittin' in no diper

 

[JAXvillain]

she's not going to be drinking tang in space anymore, she's going to be eating it in a woman's correctional facility

 

[JAXvillain]

they just bailed her for 10k and the cost of gps tracking her

 

[ERage]

she's not going to be drinking tang in space anymore, she's going to be eating it in a woman's correctional facility

well played sir, well played indeed.

 

[fly]

*crawls out from under rock* According to that article "Nowak wore a diaper during the 14-hour drive so that she wouldn't have to stop for bathroom breaks." What the...?

Ya especially since she had to stop for gas...